2. I'm already padding out the ten things you MUST know. Recently a car website trailed a story as 10 performance cars for less than £5000 and then proceeded to list 10 cars that started at £7000
3. Is it now time for a question that won't be answered?
4. I'll now post something transparently obvious about the site. It's called Angry Since 1967.
5. Is it time for another question?
6. I'll mention the problems with the current iteration, problems that only became apparent the second a rumoured update was mentioned, but are now so blindingly irritating that it renders the current version unusable.
7. Something vague - it might rain
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