10 years of Angry Since 1967

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Let the celebrations commence

Welcome to Fear. Part XXXI

Death by Bagpipe 

Angry Since 1967 to be Angry Since 1968? Ten things you MUST know

1. As usual with these things I'll start with a leading headline to make you click. A headline that I won't even attempt to address in the body of the article. 

2. I'm already padding out the ten things you MUST know. Recently a car website trailed a story as 10 performance cars for less than £5000 and then proceeded to list 10 cars that started at £7000

3. Is it now time for a question that won't be answered? 

4. I'll now post something transparently obvious about the site. It's called Angry Since 1967.

5. Is it time for another question?

6. I'll mention the problems with the current iteration, problems that only became apparent the second a rumoured update was mentioned, but are now so blindingly irritating that it renders the current version unusable. 

7. Something vague - it might rain

8. Another question? 

9. An exhortation to check back to this site for further updates - sorry "exclusive reveals" 

10. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. 

Rumoured Updated AS1967 Rumours Updated

Rumours of a new AS1967 product launch gathered pace when patent documents, seemingly referring to an updated version, were leaked onto the web. The blueprints, which appeared on Clickbait Technology News (CTN) show several unexpected features, including a new turbo encapulator, a smaller front deflector array, an enhanced sub-Tachyon pulse dispersal pattern and a reversal in the polarity of the neutron flow.

Connor Tist, expert at CTN said these improvements would help drive traffic to his website. "While there's likely to be no real benefit, or tangible improvements over the existing iteration of the product, the carefully conditioned insecurity of current users mean that even the negligible differences it has, will be enough to drive upgrade sales of this item. Sales which will stoked by spurious claims and misleading headlines we'll conjure from thin air, simply to be uncritically regurgitated by automated news aggregator sites…..And you won't believe what happened next…"