Angry Since 1967 to appoint "Editor-at-Large"

Angry Since 1967 has appointed an "Editor-At-Large". This meaningless title, usually given to those who either can't take the hint and leave of their own accord, or those who've have been too cute to fall for the traps laid which would result in their immediate dismissal, means they've cleared their desk and handed over their security pass in the expectation they'll never darken our doors again.

Hopes are high that, beyond a couple of whimsical pieces with an "Editor-At-Large" byline and a smirking profile photograph, this sorry notion will be quietly forgotten in a month or so.

"And good riddance" remarked one well place source on this news. "They can call it an "appointment" all they like. We've barely stopped laughing at the utterly humiliating "honour" this worthless epithet bestows on the recipient. They're out on their ears and that's all that matters, the mediocre shitehawk".