Strategy in a chaotically organised world.
Angry Since 1967 Consults is the new Digtal® Consultancy arm of Angry Since 1967. As well as developing content packages for one of the most successful blogs called "Angry Since 1967", AS1967 now offers a package of Digtal® assistance for organisations and businesses to help them survive in a period of rapid change.
Digtal® Coaching – Nothing can grow if the movers and shakers in your organisation are feeling insecure or confused. With nearly ten years of award winning online engagement we can help your executives.
Strategic Counsel – We help you see beyond speedy technological change and understand the context of political, social and economic change.
Thought Leadership – Intelligence is about making connections. Our powerful network of partners comprises thinkers, mediocre, failed politicians, armchair commentators, Radio Ulster newspaper reviewers, sudden experts, subjective specialists, jokers, smokers, midnight tokers and cutting edge Digtal® entrepreneurs. We can put you in the picture and ahead of the game.
Correct Spelling - As an AS1967 client you want professionalism from your knowledge facilitator. Recognising the inherent weaknesses of proof reading, we've developed and deployed powerful
Digtal®
linguistic algorithms meaning you can be assured that our grasp of spelling is second only to our understanding of basic grammar, so you can.
Jargon Caching - Angry Since 1967 believes that anything worth saying, is either worth saying evasively, or disguised with empty jargon. Pico-trending, marketing funnel, hegemonic social space, heterogeneous empowerment and noise emancipation are fundamental tenets of our core participant benefit map.
Self Aggrandisement - You deserve the best. Which we will deliver, despite ample evidence to the contrary. This includes a badly designed, off the shelf, templated website which hasn't been proof read properly, filled with bad spelling and worse grammar. Trust me - sorry I mean "us"- I wrote something for someone once. And we get six hits a week.... Okay then, a month. And we nearly won an award. Honestly.
Now where's my grant?
Is this too subtle?
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