Sunday, February 07, 2010

You should be wary if

  • the cover features "from one of producers of"
  • the film gets four stars from Caravanning Monthly.
  • this is the only review to feature on the poster or TV advertisement.  
  • you have to spend over a certain amount to qualify for the additional advertised saving.
  • it comes with "free appliances".
  • the company, for no good reason, uses an umlaut in their name.
  • they offer you a points / loyalty card.
  • it says "for illustration purposes only."
  • it says "serving suggestion."
  • the product features a nutritional serving / portion size on the packaging divided by any number other than 1.
  • it's a once in a lifetime offer.
  • they promise no salesperson will call.
  • it's risk free.
  • it's cached in equivocation, such as "up to 100%".
  • they claim it's 100% natural.
  • the APR is the sharp side of 2500%
  • it's void where prohibited.
  • it produces an oily residue.
  • it's a miracle. 
  • it's revolutionary.
  • it's benefit has a three letter acronym.
  • their ad features a golfer. In a Pringle jumper. And a baseball cap.
  • their slogan talks of "synergies" (or any derivative) 

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