will turn out to be a load of old cobblers...
Microsoft Vista will be released. Almost immediately, some company or newsgroup, will announce they've managed to find a security flaw. This will come on top of the news that some hardware / software won't work with it. Expect gasping reports on the BBC equating this to the end of civilisation as we know it, and people on Linux / Apple boards having their first orgasms in delight at this news. Meanwhile Vista goes onto be a huge success.
When the PS3 is released expect the Edge to run spoiler stories possibly with guesstimated pictures of the Xbox 3. (Gawd I hate Edge, they are like that bloody kid at school who would come out with things like "I've seen Indiana Jones 4 and it's brilliant" despite the fact it doesn't (yet) exist.) Also expect the Xbox 360's price to drop, to general indifference. Nevertheless the PS3 will be massively successful, and parents can expect long queues in late November trying to get little Timmy his new Playstation in time for Christmas.
At some point in the year a singer / band with their best years long behind them will release a new album. Expect the words "a stunning return to form" to appear in at least 40% of the reviews (this despite the fact these same reviewers told us the previous release was a "stunning return to form")
Surveys will continue to be produced, proving exactly what they intended.
Any mention of "Blu-ray" and "HD-DVD" will be prefixed with the term "VHS Vs Betamax"
DFS sofas will be available at 50% off, with 3 years interest free credit and nothing to pay in the first year (but only if you are quick, as the sale MUST end at 9:00 PM on Sunday 4th January 2099)
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