1. Expect to see another, barely coherent post.
2. There'll be the usual scattering of randomly distributed punctuation.
3. Expect more of the same.
4. Like Angry Since 1967 on Facebook.
5. Tweet us on Twitter.
6. You won't believe what happens next.
7. A meme featuring a homily so open to interpretation, it would shame an astrologer.
8. See number 6 again.
9. Repeat until the last stars evaporate as the Universe slowly decays into entropy.
10. Something about checking back here for more updates.