"Angry Since 1967" is to build and open a new Film Studio. "With the explosion in new Film Studio builds across the UK, we thought "that's a band wagon we NEED to be on". I mean there's no way, I repeat NO WAY, all these new studios will lead to a glut of production space, which won't be used because there's a crash in the streaming video service market. There is zero, repeat ZERO chance that the current explosion in streaming services is ever going to end. Frankly, we're going to make a killing"
Asked about the practicalities of opening a studio AS1967 said "I've got a big garage and paint - we're already to go right now!"
Saturday, February 22, 2020
Friday, February 21, 2020
Angry Since 1967 to appoint "Editor-at-Large"
Angry Since 1967 has appointed an "Editor-At-Large". This meaningless title, usually given to those who either can't take the hint and leave of their own accord, or those who've have been too cute to fall for the traps laid which would result in their immediate dismissal, means they've cleared their desk and handed over their security pass in the expectation they'll never darken our doors again.
Hopes are high that, beyond a couple of whimsical pieces with an "Editor-At-Large" byline and a smirking profile photograph, this sorry notion will be quietly forgotten in a month or so.
"And good riddance" remarked one well place source on this news. "They can call it an "appointment" all they like. We've barely stopped laughing at the utterly humiliating "honour" this worthless epithet bestows on the recipient. They're out on their ears and that's all that matters, the mediocre shitehawk".
Thursday, February 20, 2020
New Twenty Pound note design or material or something related to it, no matter how vaguely, "condemned"
The new polymer-based £20 note was condemned today. The note, featuring a design, was attacked for some reason or another. These vitriolic outbursts are expected to continue for the next day or so, peaking at the weekend, possibly rumbling on until the middle of next week until something else attracts the seething rage of newspaper columnists.
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