Angry Since 1967 - Exclusive Glastonbury UPDATE.

The self-styled "Angry man" of blog-rock "Angry Since 1967" has CONFIRMED he won't be bothering with Glastonbury this weekend. This newspaper can exclusively reveal that rather than engage with Glastonbury "Angry Since 1967" will instead spend the weekend SCRATCHING about the house, WATCHING football and possibly GOING out to buy a DOUBLE DECKER, or some other BAR of chocolate in a LOCAL shop. An insider said "yeah he'd rather FLICK through a copy of "Auto Express" in the local shop, occasionally tutting at the price they charge for a pint of milk, than even watch it on TV. Especially with the World Cup on." When asked if ANGRY would ever go to Glastonbury, our source claimed "There's no way he'd spend the weekend standing in a field surrounded by commodity brokers, people stuffed on macrobiotic rice, BMW X5 owning "hippies", and PEOPLE on corporate junkets slumming it for a couple of days in the mistaken belief that being knee deep in human excrement while "Florence and the Machine" sing "You've Got The Love" SOMEHOW makes the whole experience more "real."