"I've a problem with my product. It doesn't seem to work as the instructions suggest, what should I do?"
"Why are you still using that? They're shite. I use something else, which is much better."
"Buy something different. I bought one and haven't looked back"
"It's supposed to do that"
"I moved to Linux, and I don't have any problems"
"Looks like your ascendant star sign was in Capricorn while Mars was in retrograde. That's your problem right there."
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"They are shite"
"No, they aren't"
"Yes, they are"
"Respectfully, they aren't"
"Respectfully, they are"
"NO, THEY AREN'T'"
"YES, THEY ARE"
"NO. THEY. FUCKING. AREN'T"
"YES. THEY. FUCKING. ARE"
"YOU'RE A BALLBEG!!"
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"Can we stick to the topic please?"
"The manual says that you can do a hard reset, try that. You can also update the firmware, by downloading it from the manufacturer website"
"Something else is much better"
"I do something completely irrelevant"
"Buy a turntable, use Vinyls"
"Who did you call a ballbeg?"
"I know there's been no updates to this topic in 3 years, but did anyone get a solution?"
"You, you fucking ballbeg"
