Fizz Pub - The beer selection consists of a depressing array of interchangeable Lagers
Fun Pub - The final throw of the dice before the publican sues for bankruptcy.
Student Pub - See Fun Pub. Only more run down. Can also be a Crafty. Will feature badly attended "Open Mic" nights.
Plub - By day, a fuck-awful place with aluminium furniture, an over ambitious but entirely microwaved lunch menu and a cacophony of shite beers. By night? The same place, but with the furniture removed, replaced with a dick on a turntable playing banging tunes to an empty room. Usually called "Zone", "Fuse" or "Roxy". Will have over zealous door staff
Vertical Drinking Establishment (VDE) - A cross between a Plub and Fizz Pub. There are no seats. Everyone stands drinking pissy lager. It will smell of vinegar.
Otherspoon's - A half-arsed cover version of a Wetherspoon's. But not as good.
Vinegar Pub - The establishment is soaked in the permanent aroma of mouldy vinegar, a hangover from the lunch / dinner menu which consists of something plus chips. May be transformed into a Plub or a VDE at the stroke of 8 O'clock.
Crafty - It was called "Fuse". Suddenly they've discovered critrusy IPA. Ubiquitous beards. "Hipster Lumberjack" describes the clientèle and the house ale on draught.
Mock Mick's - A traditional Orish Pub,which is unlike any actual pub in Ireland. Staffed by Australians. Road signs perpetually identify Galway as being 60 Km away. The words "Pogue" and "Mahone" will feature. As does a psychopathic insistence of on "the craic".
The Wacky Combo - See "The Dog And Kango Hammer" or "Cholera and Oranges". A pub which can't work out what the fuck it is so, depending on the alignment of the stars, it lurches between a Plub, VDE or an Otherspoons. Or all three. At once.
Girly Chain - One type of beer, usually an Italian brand brewed under licence. Somewhere for Cynthia and Esme to safely gossip about their work makes over a £4 bottle of Prosecco they've been charged £20 for.
