So.
The usual.
Spar branded salt is labelled as "suitable for vegetarians".
Sainsbury's "Half Turnips" are £1.50. Their whole Turnips are 75p.
The I newspaper's Arts and Entertainment coverage has been proclaimed as "new and improved". Pointing the contradiction inherent in the claim resulted in a ban from the comments section.
It's hard to square "Private Eye's" fortnightly howling at the BBC, with its editor's continued participation in the BBC's "Have I Got News For You".
As is its continued howling about bankers with the advertisements in its pages for Lloyd's Private Banking Services.
