Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Odds and Sods - Ultimate Redux Volume II

Do we really need another interminable of series of slappable wannabies performing outlandish and irrelevant stunts to win a job working for a company whose entire business is producing 23rd rate junk foisted upon an unsuspecting public by a supplier of multi-channel TV?

Or another interfering, bubble permed, busy body deemed an "expert" because the previous one, who now believes selling her brand (and only her brand) of frilly knickers will save the High Street, fucked off to Channel 4?

Or more "consumer champions" proffering advice which seems to consist of "shop during the sales" or "if you ask some hapless sap for a discount while being filmed by a C4 camera crew you are more likely to get it" or "set up a money saving website site then sell it for millions" 

Or idiots who think
a) Companies are unable to sell fashionable or desirable consumer durables as "new" if the box has been opened. 
b) That rather than offer these items at a reduced price in one of their outline stores they will, instead, give them away for free. 
c) And that the best way for them to decide who should get these freebies is by picking someone who has shared a picture of said product on Facebook. 

Or another fucking "comedy show" featuring two performers whose qualification for getting a show seems to be the university they went to?