It's a mix of old and new as Angry Since 1967 releases it's line-up for for the Autumn season. Speaking exclusively AS1967 claimed “Yeah there's something for everyone. Although technically that's not true. There's a rake of things we won't be covering at all, but saying there's something for some people and nothing for others, while more accurate, isn't as catchy"
The line up sees some old favourites return – “Smug Panel Show” returns from the sixth circle of hell for its 5,000th season and fans will be delighted to learn that it's host Oscar Wilde Wannabie will be chairing the show. Comedy double act “Oxford and Cambridge” return with a new series of “Smug Comedy Show”, and comedy double act “Cambridge and Oxford” return with a new series of “At Last. Another Smug Comedy Show”. St.Andrews and Redbrick University Via A Public School host a new panel show called “Smug Panel Show Which Is A Cross Between Smug, Vaguely Satirical, Panel Show and Smug Improvised Panel Show”. Failed 80s Singer returns in another series of the Smug Comedy Award Winning "Smug, Humour Free Docu-Comedy Set In A Work Place". Renowned Impersonator Who Has To Tell You Who They Are Doing, As You'd Never Work Figure It Out From The Impersonation is back in a new show for the Autumn, as is Someone Who Was Sort Of Funny Reading Lines Someone Else Wrote For Them in "This Is My Last Chance To Prove I Am Funny On My Own, And That I Am More Than A 15 Year Old Catchphrase. Dear God This Had Better Work".
Drama fans are spoilt for choice. Perennial favourite “Cosy Working Class Drama Written By Someone Who Went To Eton” returns, as does “Big Budget US Import”. New programmes promised include “Edgy Drama” featuring Edgy Actor, and new shows from the States “Single Season Show With A Story Arc Padded Out For 5 Years, Trying The Patience Of A Saint In The Process, Before Being Wrapped In A Final Episode Explaining Nothing”, “It's Already Been Axed”, “Making It Up As We Go Along” and “Cancelled Mid Season With Nothing Resolved”. “Aren't Those Working Class People Loveable Rogues, What With Their Drugs, Sordid Sex Lives And Whacky Money Making Schemes? I Mean I Wouldn't Want To Live Next Door To Them But That's What Makes All The Better”, starts in October and fans of "Long Since Passed It's Sell-By Date" will have their hankies at the ready as it's final series completes an impressive line up.
Youth culture is catered for in "Patronising Bollox Produced By Forty Year Olds" and cult US TV hit "Another Derivative Vampire Show Featuring Adults As Angsty Teenagers. At A High School. In Hollywood. Singing Cover Versions Of 80s Soft Rock Classics."
On the lighter side popular chat show host No, Not The Gay Southern Irish Protestant, The Other One returns with his “Chat Show On After Earnest Late Night News Programme”, guests already lined up include Star Plugging Movie, Star Plugging Book, Hollywood Actor You Thought Was Dead and Sorry, I've No Idea Who You Are. Also showing is "Z List Celebrity Helping Members Of The Public Overcome Adversity And / Or Learn New Skill" and "Prune Faced Busy Body Sticks Their Nose Into Your Failing Business And Tuts A Lot"
Arts and Culture feature in the “Condescending Elitist Fuckery Designed To Put Anyone Off Going Anywhere Near A Play, Book, Exhibition Or Film. For Ever” and “Art Show On After Earnest Late Night News Show. Fridays Only”. The ever popular "Late Night With I Was A Side Man But I Don't Like To Talk About It" and a retrospective series of highlights from "Soporific 70s TV Music Show".
Completing the schedule are the major documentary series “Sucking The Wonder From Science With The Aplomb Of A Bad Physics Teacher” featuring Carl Sagan Wannabie and I'm So Important All The Shows I Appear Have To Be Prefixed With My Name's “Dreary History Programme Made In Co-operation With The History Channel, Featuring Lots Of Cheap CGI And Dodgy Re-enactments”
AS1967 said “I'm sure you agree that as far as providing, challenging, innovative, entertaining and informative programming we've fallen as far short as usual. Still at least Top Gear's back.”
