And I haven't.
I've just been busy. Very busy.
One question. Why did it feel like I was the first person to ever move house? It was like no-one had ever done it before.
"You wanna do what?"
"Move you say?"
"What's that then?"
Perhaps I'd just be happier if I'd just attached some balloons to my worldly possessions. I mean everyone knows that if you stick a balloon on something it means "fun". So, for example if you have a rusty 1988 Vauxhall Astra, the simple addition of balloons transform it into a fun rusty 1988 Vauxhall Astra.
This rule applies many things. A party isn't fun until you attach some balloons. But perhaps there are just some things that even a balloon, with all it's cheery inflated "fun-ness" can't fix. Funerals, for example.
And house moves.